…as if these would work. Ha! Not even close, well, other than filling a piehole with something that makes the swearing harder to understand. Then, success!
(source: Amazon)
Product Description:
- Joke anti-swearing mints
- Cleanses your mind of all profanities
- Sanitizes your speech before it rolls off your tongue
- 100 mints per tin
~snort~
I should probably include these in my Christmas Stocking Stuffer round-up in December, because, COME ON! silly fun.
Unless, of course, you don’t know one person that swears. I think that would be like knowing where the legendary chupacabra lives or finding a rainbow unicorn: NOT POSSIBLE!
I should warn you that even if I threw a solid handful of these in my dirty dirty mouth, I would most likely spit them out because #1: mint…yuck and #2: there ain’t no cure for what ails me, but most importantly #3: sugarfree?
Oh, hell no. Ooops. Sorry about that.
Happy Shopping, Y’all!
Pamela Shank
Monday 31st of August 2015
Love it...will have to buy some. We have a cuss jar at our house & sometimes I think it may pay for the grandkid's college education!
Patti Tucker
Monday 31st of August 2015
LOL!
Tianna
Friday 28th of August 2015
haha I thought this was gonna be about how not to swear and I was going to be like "there is no cure for me..." lmao. Thank goodness! xx
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Patti Tucker
Friday 28th of August 2015
That's crazy talk!
Stacie
Thursday 27th of August 2015
Haha! I'm sure these would be a great conversation starter type of stocking stuffer for sure!! Stacie xo
Patti Tucker
Thursday 27th of August 2015
My thoughts! We also do a white elephant gift exchange and I think these might be fought over. Maybe with some naughty words thrown around!
Jennifer S
Wednesday 26th of August 2015
Ummmmmmmm.... YES!! Except I'd probably go through at least a tin a week! Bahahahaha #pottymouth
Patti Tucker
Wednesday 26th of August 2015
lol! #righttherewithyou
aimee fauci
Wednesday 26th of August 2015
These mints would not last in my home at all! I am a swearer!
Patti Tucker
Wednesday 26th of August 2015
Ha! So minty!