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Butt Face Towel?! Butt. Face. Towel.

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Today, we fall into the weirdly wonderful camp and I have to give credit to Boy for sending me this link back in the summer.  Gives you insight into what makes us lol, right?

What says MERRY CHRISTMAS more than two neekid peeps doing who knows what behind a towel?  NOTHING!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!  Pass the towel!

Ahem, presenting the Butt Face Towel:

Butt Face Towel

(source: AMAZON)

CAVEAT: This is more of a stocking stuffer/gag gift, as the measurements are smaller than a normal-sized adult towel.  It’s the one thing that annoys me about the pic, but the rest of it just makes me laugh.  Things be a’danglin’ y’all! Not to be confused with a’donglin’.

PRODUCT INFO: It’s 100% cotton and measures about 44″ x 25″.  Which is about 3.6 feet x 2-ish feet.

I’m seriously considering getting The German one of these for her stocking.  I can hear her now:

TG: PAT-TEE!  Have you no shame?!

Me: Mom, I think we established this years ago.  No.  No shame.

If the towel isn’t enough of a weirdly wonderful gift, if you need to take the fun one step further, how about this: Butt Face Soap

Butt Face Soap(source: Amazon)

Product Info: 

* Double-sided soap.

Can y’all tell I was raised with dingos (boys)?  This stuff is comedy gold!

Happy Stocking Stuffing, y’all!

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Lexy Cass

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

This is too funny!!! And boy am I glad this makes me laugh because I'm raising three boys and I have a feeling I have a lot of "butt face" jokes in my future!

Patti Tucker

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

Truth: lots of butt face jokes ahead of you! Humor will be your ally with boys!

Ronda Chesser Porter

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

Okay....really cute!

Patti Tucker

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

YES! I love that you guys think it's funny, too!


Wednesday 15th of October 2014

WOW this is hilarious. I need to get this for hubby. He always claims I hang his towel upside down after laundry. Apparently the tag is the butt part... lol

Patti Tucker

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

I hadn't noticed the tag!

Helen- Life in Random Bits

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

That is hilarious!

Patti Tucker

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

Hahahaha! With each of y'all's delighted comments, I just laugh more.

aimee fauci

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

Ok this is clever and I love the maker.. cause they must have had an awesome sense of humor!

Patti Tucker

Wednesday 15th of October 2014

Lol! This seriously makes me laugh every time I see it.