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We all need a carpet spot cleaner every now and again, right? This one may be the last you’ll ever need. I’m about to tell a tale of epic gross out proportions, with pics – you’ve been warned! It all started when we went out of town for a weekend and asked our trusty dog-sitting …

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Show of hands: Ever try to cut a pill with a knife? STOP THAT! Oy…OMT! has the stomach squinches when you do stuff like that. I bet ERs love you! CONFESSION TIME: I’ve done it too. There’s a better way, my babies – try using a pill cutter. You know, that thingy that’s made for …

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Sometimes, you’re at a party and no one is talking and everyone is avoiding eye contact and, well, the joint is just not hoppin’. Oh, the humiliation! What to do? What to do? OMT!’s got ya, baby. Get the party started by bringing out this delicious homemade hummus – problem averted!   No party to …

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People of OMT! and the INTERNETS, old and new alike! ( ▲ – dang that’s shouty) Do you feel like you’re drowning in the indecision of what’s next? You’d like to rebrand your life (not to mention a website)? Are you at a crossroads in life? Marriage? Divorce? Babies? Retirement? Do you feel you have …

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I am about as cold-natured as anyone I know. As a Texan, the joke is that when the temps drop below 70°, we need our jackets (I ain’t even exaggerating). Who-Boy, dats cold weather, right there! Note to my Northern Friends: Go ahead and yuk it up. I’ll take my turn in the summer when …

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This y’all. This is the best homemade Spanish Rice I’ve ever made. Not to mention, easy! It’s Spanish Rice done right! Homemade Spanish Rice Ingredients: 4 bacon slices 1 cup chopped onion 1 1/2 cup diced green pepper 1 16 ounce can diced tomatoes 1 8 ounce can tomato sauce 2 tsp. sugar 1 tsp. …

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