Perks come with adulthood, right? One of those perks is enjoying a tipsy float. It’s what grandma drinks, yo! Tipsy floats are summer cool. They’re easy to make (you really can’t screw it up), perfect for pool parties, cookouts, 4th of July, Christmas (what?!) or ~your idea here~. Gaze upon this tipsy fizzy float and […]
How To Enjoy This Smooth Summer Smoothie
July 16, 2018 By 1 Comment
It’s hot outside. It’s hot inside. It’s hot in the pool. It’s hot in ~your hot spot here~. What’s an ohsohot person to do?! Enjoy a smooth summer smoothie, that’s what! DON’T LEAVE!!! I know, I know – it’s green. Try and ignore that for a minute. I swear it’s refreshing and delicious. OMT! won’t […]
When You Need a Heapin’ Help Of Chocolate
June 4, 2018 By 8 Comments
Some days you need a heapin’ help of chocolate: STAT! Chocolate Bomb Cookies were built for those kind of days. They’re actually my favorite cookie (and, at the moment, Sweet E’s) in the entire world. THE ENTIRE WORLD. I mean – LOOK AT IT! Chocolate Bomb Cookies Ingredients: 2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda […]
How To WOW Your Peach Lovers
May 21, 2018 By 4 Comments
Tired of the same ol’ peach cobbler? Looking for a new way to WOW your peach-lovers? OMT! to the rescue with a Peach Crumble Coffee Cake! This peach crumble is made in an iron skillet! Fun! It calls for peeled peaches, so click the link at the end of the sentence if you want to […]
Why Waste Time Drinking When You Can Eat Your Cocktails!
April 23, 2018 By 3 Comments
Grandma drinks, yo. It’s a fact. Not in a drunken stupor kinda way, no sir. Grandma drinks responsibly (and talks about herself in third person, which if you wanna worry about something – worry about that) and loves cake. Mix the two together, well, Choochie is in! Side Note: follow my Instagram account: What Grandma […]
Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?
April 16, 2018 By 7 Comments
Slutty brownies are the best brownies you’ll ever put in your mouth – ever ever! Plus, if you share with your mom, she won’t mind the name…so much. Slutty brownies are one of my most requested recipes. Make them and you’ll understand. #gamechangers Let’s get to it! OMT!’s SLUTTY BROWNIES Ingredients Brownie layer: 10 tbsp […]
Everything You Need to Know About Banana Bread
April 9, 2018 By 5 Comments
Everything you need to know about banana bread is contained within this post. Bananas + sour cream = ever’thang you need to know! See? I’m helpful like that. ~drool~ I’ve made so many different kinds of banana bread throughout my baking career. High calorie recipes, low calorie recipes, using oil, using applesauce, with nuts, omit […]
The Last Oatmeal Cookie Recipe You’ll Need
January 22, 2018 By 1 Comment
These drool-worthy oatmeal cookies are made exclusively with coconut palm sugar, which is touted as having a lower glycemic index than white sugar. Looky: Oh, momma! I figured if it has a better glycemic index, lower than white sugar (there’s controversy whether that is true or not), that’s a plus. It does have some nutrients […]
How To Have More Fun Than a Caramel Apple.
January 8, 2018 By 4 Comments
Caramel apples are fun in theory, right? The Bad: There’s the weird angled biting, or more accurately – trying desperately to grab a bite. There’s the super glue melding together of teeth that can seriously pull out a crown. There’s the disappointment of the less-than-stellar apple. The Good: Caramel and apples are deliciously addictive, so […]
Need A Delicious Gift? Buttery Shortbread Never Disappoints
December 11, 2017 By Leave a Comment
It’s that time of year again. Time to give a gift to someone who has everything – or is hard to please – or you need to impress – or apologize to (yep, it happens). You will not go wrong with a homemade batch of buttery shortbread. Trust. This picture does not do it justice. […]
