Why Waste Time Drinking When You Can Eat Your Cocktails!

Grandma drinks, yo. It’s a fact. Not in a drunken stupor kinda way, no sir. Grandma drinks responsibly (and talks about herself in third person, which if you wanna worry about something – worry about that) and loves cake. Mix the two together, well, Choochie is in! Side Note: follow my Instagram account: What Grandma […]

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Slutty brownies are the best brownies you’ll ever put in your mouth – ever ever! Plus, if you share with your mom, she won’t mind the name…so much. Slutty brownies are one of my most requested recipes. Make them and you’ll understand. #gamechangers Let’s get to it! OMT!’s SLUTTY BROWNIES Ingredients Brownie layer: 10 tbsp […]

Everything You Need to Know About Banana Bread

Everything you need to know about banana bread is contained within this post. Bananas + sour cream = ever’thang you need to know! See? I’m helpful like that. ~drool~ I’ve made so many different kinds of banana bread throughout my baking career. High calorie recipes, low calorie recipes, using oil, using applesauce, with nuts, omit […]

How To: Rolled Biscuits of Your Dreams

Have you ever wondered how to make rolled biscuits? You know, the fluffy rolled biscuits of your dreams (don’t forget the cream gravy). Grab your apron and let’s get to baking! The absolute trick to these unforgettable layers of yum is DO NOT OVER-MIX THE DOUGH. You’re gonna wanna.  You’re gonna see the unincorporated butter […]

How To: The Easiest Chicken Enchiladas You’ll Ever Make

Some days you can’t drag me from the kitchen. Other days, I need the easiest-to-make meal evah! These chicken enchiladas will be the easiest you’ve ever made (not to mention dee-licious!). First thangs first: make this red sauce. This will be the hardest part of the recipe, and by hard I mean it’s not even […]

The BEST Red Sauce for Your Enchiladas

Do you love enchiladas? RHETORICAL, PEOPLE! Of course you do! It’s because of your love for enchiladas that you should start making this red sauce, STAT! This family favorite will leave you asking, “Why am I buying generic enchilada sauce, when I can make THIS!” I grew up in a diverse neighborhood, in the sense […]

How To Bake a Better Beer Bread

How do you bake a better beer bread? You make this recipe, of course! Oh, my babies…it is as tasty as this picture looks. The bottom line: it has crispy crunchy bits on top and is soft and moist on the inside. Add a delicious meal, a lovely conversation and BAMMO! this is as good […]

How Many Do You Really Need?

Fruits and vegetables contain vital nutrients and fiber for protection against many illnesses and disease. Eating the daily recommended amounts helps to ensure optimal health. But, it can be confusing, right? Nine servings! 12 servings! ONE MILLION SERVINGS! Well, maybe not one million… Even as a runner, and one who is focused on health, I […]

You Might Be Shocked to Know How Easy This Is

The first time I made my own mayonnaise, I swore I’d never buy store bought again. Why? Because it’s that delicious. Lawsy. So, delicious. Did I mention it’s amazing? Cause it is. And easy. So stinkin’ easy to make. The first time I made my own mayonnaise, I swore I’d never buy store bought again. […]

How To: Easy Pork Chops and Sauerkraut

Do you love pork chops and sauerkraut, but are intimidated by the cooking the pork part? You’ve heard how hard it is to get pork just right, and that it’s easy to overcook and be left with a tough chop, that no one can cut through, right? Good thing you found OMT! Hang on – […]