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Patti Tucker

Writer. Texan. Thinker. Cake Baker. Eye squinter. Blogger. Laugh chaser. Umbrelly drank maker. Not necessarily in that order.

I’m not a big fan of the Egg McMuffin mostly because I think it should taste as yummy as the picture looks, but never does.  I’d rather spend my money on things I can’t hack at home, like their delicious hot fries. ~ A gentle reminder: OMT! uses Amazon referral links. When you do your …

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I love to eat cake.  Doesn’t matter what kind, just GIMME cake! I love to bake cakes.  So much cake. One summer was particularly scary in our household.  In order to offset the plaguing what-ifs, I announced to Husband that we would now be enjoying The Summer of Cake. We had a new cake every …

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A handful of years back I bought and inflated a small pool, or Tiny Pool to folks who knew me (now that’s you!). Our backyard is on the small side; we no havey room for a pool and a big dog.  We chose to have the dog. Then one day, I came across this beautiful …

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Caveat for the Dudes: I’ve had just about enough of my can’t-make-up-their-mind hormones and if this kinda frank talk makes you squeamish, you better head for the hills now, because as was stated in the title: Perimenopause can suck it.  Hard. Caveat for the Gals: You may think you’re too young for this post, but …

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I wrote this post on vulnerability in the winter, a couple of days after Sweet E had been born and I offer it now in my “What I Will Tell Sweet E” series.  (spattering of NSFW language) Vulnerability The “v” word is a tough one for me.  I was brought up to be a lady …

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