How To Enjoy This Smooth Summer Smoothie

It’s hot outside. It’s hot inside. It’s hot in the pool. It’s hot in ~your hot spot here~. What’s an ohsohot person to do?! Enjoy a smooth summer smoothie, that’s what! DON’T LEAVE!!! I know, I know – it’s green. Try and ignore that for a minute. I swear it’s refreshing and delicious. OMT! won’t […]

When You Need a Heapin’ Help Of Chocolate

Some days you need a heapin’ help of chocolate: STAT! Chocolate Bomb Cookies were built for those kind of days. They’re actually my favorite cookie (and, at the moment, Sweet E’s) in the entire world. THE ENTIRE WORLD. I mean – LOOK AT IT! Chocolate Bomb Cookies Ingredients: 2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda […]

How to Please a Crowd with Roasted Potatoes

Please a crowd with roasted potatoes?! Are you wondering if I’ve lost my ever-living? SPOILER ALERT: I haven’t. Roasted potatoes can be a most humdrum dish, right? Snoresville, baby. WAKE UP! Not these flavor bombs of OHMYGOSH-WHAT’S-IN-THESE?! They are a true crowd pleaser, throwing a FlAvOr FiEsTa for your mouth. Ingredients: 4 cups fat-diced potatoes, […]

How To Make a Delicious Riced Cauliflower Stir Fry

I see you wrinkling your nose. Riced cauliflower instead of actual rice in a stir fry?! Yep. I was supremely skeptical too, but I’m here to tell you it’s delicious and easy. Garry had two bowls. Pickiest veggie test-subject – was convinced! Let’s get to it! CAULIFLOWER STIR FRY, aka FRIED RICE Ingredients: 1 medium-sized […]

Do You Know How to Rice Cauliflower?

Have you ever tried riced cauliflower? Do you know how to rice cauliflower? Up until recently, I hadn’t, nor knew how. Of course, I decided to take the plunge and rice me some cauliflower, then come here and jibber-jabber all about it! Start by buying a firm full head of the white veggie, with no […]

Your Little People Will Love This Mac and Cheese

Little people, aka toddlers and ittie-bitties under five, are so hard to please, aren’t they? One minute they love something, the next minute they hate it. YES! NOOO! YEEES! NOOOOOO! It’s exhausting. Mac and cheese is a staple, for sure; one meal almost all of ’em love. This mac and cheese is Sweet E (a […]

Why Waste Time Drinking When You Can Eat Your Cocktails!

Grandma drinks, yo. It’s a fact. Not in a drunken stupor kinda way, no sir. Grandma drinks responsibly (and talks about herself in third person, which if you wanna worry about something – worry about that) and loves cake. Mix the two together, well, Choochie is in! Side Note: follow my Instagram account: What Grandma […]

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Slutty brownies are the best brownies you’ll ever put in your mouth – ever ever! Plus, if you share with your mom, she won’t mind the name…so much. Slutty brownies are one of my most requested recipes. Make them and you’ll understand. #gamechangers Let’s get to it! OMT!’s SLUTTY BROWNIES Ingredients Brownie layer: 10 tbsp […]

Everything You Need to Know About Banana Bread

Everything you need to know about banana bread is contained within this post. Bananas + sour cream = ever’thang you need to know! See? I’m helpful like that. ~drool~ I’ve made so many different kinds of banana bread throughout my baking career. High calorie recipes, low calorie recipes, using oil, using applesauce, with nuts, omit […]

How To: Rolled Biscuits of Your Dreams

Have you ever wondered how to make rolled biscuits? You know, the fluffy rolled biscuits of your dreams (don’t forget the cream gravy). Grab your apron and let’s get to baking! The absolute trick to these unforgettable layers of yum is DO NOT OVER-MIX THE DOUGH. You’re gonna wanna.  You’re gonna see the unincorporated butter […]